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overestimate all (III). Movies.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

In an extremely hot afternoon, and with an uncomfortable but nostalgic aroma of fish soup violently coming through my window, I decided that a theme so common to the cultures as the film should not be unprecedented in Soulcanela, the blog with the worst ratio quality / public interest " who has ever known.

That said, we entered into flour that sardines are taking over the yard lights:

Top 5:

5. Big fish (Gee, what a coincidence)

remember seeing this film for the express recommendation of three or four friends (bastards) that went to the altar and then left me to my fate to such a stupor film , which is nothing more and nothing less than a history somewhere between surrealism and cake 16.00. Perhaps the expectations created around it did not make me any favor, but found no meaningful relationship or almost nothing, and that, unless your name is " Transporter 2" is unforgivable.

Ewan McGregor and Tim Burton, you are nominated.

4. Blade Runner (Latur, forgive me)

On this film, which once was a failure and that, like good wine, "improved" (criticism) over the years, not I can say too much, as I had to turn it off when there were 20 minutes or so. Chaotic Scenarios poorly built, poorly designed plot, special effects unattractive Harrison Ford and the worst ever known. Little can be expected from a movie based on a novel titled "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?", But the chaos on the screen was too much for my demanding yardstick.

not remember many scenes because the movie I was extremely bored, so without further ado, we go to number 3.

3. American Pie

For God, who can do shit like grace?

The idea was not bad, but the reconstruction of adolescent Autet I was mentally retarded little more than divorces. It does not help that Rivers saw together ( http://www.lamaletadepulpfiction.blogspot.com/ ) in a half-built house, but I thought it would be a fun night and I almost dumiendo on a sofa Upholstered half.

A resounding suspense to this film and for anyone in the parents surprised their children unnecessary cascade with a sock.

2. Harry Potter

I think not too much knowledge of the facts, because I only saw one, and it seemed a less imaginative film the speech of King . Topics, magic tricks and children in a film not made especially for me. Fail to understand so overwhelming success of this saga, let alone the choice of giving life to Harry Potter novels, with that face and those glasses. But hey, life is opinion, I guess I can not doubt the taste of so many millions of people.

Sick.

1. Gosford Park

Robert Altman.

are the 3 unique hurtful words that I can spit on this unfortunate film. Rivers me again, through no fault yes, in Murcia.

The cover read:

"Tea at four. Dinner at Eight. Murder at Midnight", a phrase with which we, fools us, it would be a perfectly basted series of crimes on a daily basis to those who should try to discover the murderer for an addictive pattern, consistent with clues and facts to be analyzed carefully.

Bullshit.

The first and eventually killing occurred only when the clock marked the DVD at least 85 minutes, seeing the face of the traitor in the same time, without mystery or rhythm lovers.

A promising cast, 7 Oscar nominations and 2 euros in the trash.

What do you think?